GIFT IDEAS PLEASE : )?

for my dad. it can not be serious. it has to be really unavodiably funny. he's kind of a serious cynical guy most of the time, he can't think of anything he wants. the things that make him happy are sports (any- but he plays hockey and so do i) and cooking. music used to make him happy but he says it doesnt anymore. and he doesnt watch movies. yes, i know he certainly is tricky. he's also a doctor and a history major. anything funny you can think of?